December 2011
arctic-pandas:
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My cousin will stay with me for the next few days, which means I’ll only be able to enjoy myself (access the internet) if I manage to distract her with the Wii or something wish me luck sigh
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
“I’m just a pretty shit-hot housewife, most of the time. I cook stews, fish...”
– Nick O’Malley on his seemingly domesticated life in Sheffield, from the recent Q interview. (via fuckyeaharcticmonkeys)
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
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captivatedbylove2 asked: Tag, you're it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to go and choose ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
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captivatedbylove2 replied to your post: trying to resist the urge to re-watch the first…
GO WATCH THE AMERICAN HORROR STORY DAMMIT!!! xD
hahah you told me the whole story and I watched a few videos, so actually, I kind of did :D
belleanima:
i’ll claim your life
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trying to resist the urge to re-watch the first misfits episode at 1 am
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
