My cousin will stay with me for the next few days, which means I’ll only be able to enjoy myself (access the internet) if I manage to distract her with the Wii or something wish me luck sigh
walks into chair
I’m just a pretty shit-hot housewife, most of the time. I cook stews, fish...– Nick O’Malley on his seemingly domesticated life in Sheffield, from the recent Q interview. (via fuckyeaharcticmonkeys)
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
mom: where are you going to go
mom: what's their name
mom: where do they live
mom: how old are they
mom: are they from the internet
mom: what are their favorite colors
mom: what about hobbies
mom: what about pet names
mom: do you have a boyfriend
mom: are you lying to me
mom: what ethnic group are they
captivatedbylove2 asked: Tag, you're it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to go and choose ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
captivatedbylove2 replied to your post: trying to resist the urge to re-watch the first… GO WATCH THE AMERICAN HORROR STORY DAMMIT!!! xD hahah you told me the whole story and I watched a few videos, so actually, I kind of did :D
belleanima: i’ll claim your life
trying to resist the urge to re-watch the first misfits episode at 1 am
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.