September 2012
commanderinqueef:
hurry get in your maintenance joke while you can
how can you face your problem if your problem is your face
pastelbat:
The only dates i get are updates
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timelordenglish:
there’s always that one person in your life who you just
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footitus:
a haiku about my love life
hahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahaha
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oh-sn4p:
instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
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controversialism:
im really not a fan of this whole growing up thing can i stop
me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
dingoinnuendo:
hAVE YOU EVER bEEN IN LIKE ONE OF THE GREATEST MOODS EVER AND THEN SOMEONE JUST SAYS ONE THING AND YOUR MOOD JUST GOES
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trust:
have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
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